Yeah. The Church Dragon. Remember The Church Dragon? You know, that old, old story inspired by the events of a cold Sunday morning before church in 2009 that represents my amateur beginnings as an author with totally raw and unrefined lack of—
Argh. Okay okay. You get it. Well…


It’s BACK, once again, sitting right in my gallery where it belongs! Why I ever took it down is a question I STILL ask myself, though I will say I’ve been going through some tough emotional times lately, and there’s been several times I felt like I should leave DA, and that I was GOING TO, and I CAME DARN CLOSE this last time. That’s why my gallery is know…empty? Yeah yeah. That was stupid. Ain’t no doubt about that.
But hey, the past is the past right? And dang it, I’m gonna sock a promise to you guys, right here, right now, that those times are OVAH. That’s right. OVAH. ~Flaps my paws around~ Check. I’ve been a disconnected emotional wreck. Check. I’ve been distant and out of touch from myself as a Dragoness. Check. I’ve maybe even been a bit rude and short with you guys. Check. I’ve even been a jerk to my friends, fans, and followers.


I’m starting over, and I want to apologize to each and every one of you. I am so sorry for acting as I did, and hurting whoever I hurt, and I promise that the next few months are going to be the most productive my page has seen since literally 2009! Remember all my pictures and photography? They’re coming back. What about the funny journals? IT’S-A-HAPPENIN’ PEOPLE! Random thoughts? HECK YEAH. Oh and did I even mention my FROM THE DRAGON’S MOUTH SERIES!? It’s all happening right here, right now, on January 15, 2018 on my Deviant Art page! So don’t you touch that…dial, and get your claws sharp and wings ready to flap on up in here and check out the newest on my now productive page that has been dead so long!

My DeviantArt Page!

2018. THIS is the year of the Dragoness. And trust me…

You DON’T wanna miss it.

Always With Love,
Her Royal Majesty,
Your Friendly Queen And Author,
Labatryth Lyndynhyra


The First, In A Series

So, as you guys know I’ve been working like crazy to make sure that my blog posts are accessible everywhere. That means if I publish a post, you automatically have access to it wherever you need! I’m really hoping that setting things up like this will give me more time to write and be prolific at whatever project I’m working on. In addition to that, it really streamlines the entire transition of thought-to-reality when I have new ideas banging around inside my head! That said, let’s move on.

It wasn’t too terribly long ago that I started a Twitter account. I’d say, perhaps a couple years ago? It’s hard to tell now. Anywho though, when that first started I was entirely overwhelmed! I mean how in the world could a young writress become a part of a blossoming and diverse community already composed of millions of chatty social butterflies? How on earth could I even hope to make friends, or promote myself or my work? Well that seemed nigh impossible to say the least. That is, until I met Mrs. Ritchie. Also known as MrsRitchie1986, this amazing young woman and writress helped me feel right at home amidst the sea of social networking! She’d give tips on how to promote my account, and even retweeted some tweets I’d already posted! Before long my traffic was increasing like never before! So without any more rambling I really want to say that I owe so much to her, and if you’re reading this Mrs. Ritchie, you are one of my best friends on here, EVER! As for my account just exploding with new followers and likes and retweets recently I’d just have to say that is the good Lord being faithful to His Promises. And why on earth should that not surprise me? Because God is good all the time, and all the time, God is good! I’ve literally been getting like over 15 followers after I got to bed and wake up each morning, and then like another 20 or so during the day when I’m tweeting! I just…I’m totally overwhelmed with God’s goodness and how many new people I’m meeting! There was a time I worked really hard to get my name out there and now it’s like an explosion of activity! There’s still room to improve though, of course! And that reminds me, I have a little story to tell you.

Basically the whole reason I got involved with Twitter is because of a certain movie I just love, called Chef. It came out in 2014, and was about a 5-star Chef who loses his success, then regains it by getting a food truck, which becomes successful because of his son’s skills with Twitter and geotagging. It’s a very unique take on what could have been a typical movie, and I highly recommend seeing it! Aside from being a great film about family, friendship and forgiveness it also taught me a lot about Twitter and how it works, and it was then that I saw this that I knew I just had to get on there. Now with the vantage point of two years or so I can definitely see it was the best social media decision I ever made! I really want to thank whoever is reading this too, for your interest in my work and your awesome support! My biggest regret is knowing I can’t always thank each one of you for following or liking or retweeting me…heck, just being a fan! I really wish I could, because you all deserve it so much, and then so much more even! But seriously. Okay. Just…calm down Labatryth. Just got to calm down…But HOW!?

I guess I should tell you about my plans for this blog and upcoming content! Okay. So. The whole point of this blog is to connect with my precious fans like you, anytime, anywhere. When I think of myself as a writress it’s my fans that always come first, so I really cherish the ability to connect with all of you and communicate, and bounce ideas off each other. It’s especially valuable for me to communicate how I’m feeling as an author, because it’s not always sunshine and roses, and if I don’t reach out, none of us are on the same page (Pun definitely intended). I always want to say that it’s because of my fans I am even an author in the first place, given that God gave me the ability to do this, of which I am eternally thankful, because if I didn’t know how to write what I felt I think I’d go insane! You’d probably have to peel me off the walls like a banana peel and—wait banana peels shouldn’t be on the—Yeah nevermind that. You get the idea.

As for upcoming stories? Well, Heavy Meta Maleficent is something I’m really focusing on right now. The title may have to change as I assemble every chapter into a book, which shall be available for purchase, but until then you can read each chapter free while still under way! I need to do some plot development on Sneaking Out of the Castle, write perhaps another chapter or few to Library Falls, maybe Continue work on A Waitress in Treasure as well, although I’m still deciding on which stories I want to host for free permanently. I’d say a lot of things are up in the air right now, but Heavy Meta Maleficent IS slotted in my mind to be my first book, however I will eventually arrive at that definitive destination.

Now, onto jewelry. Some of you may know that I am beginning the preliminary stages of setting up and operating my own Etsy shop, from which I will be selling my paw-made jewelry. In case you’re confused as to what that is, it’s just my fancy way of saying “handmade”, as a Dragoness. I mentioned this earlier in one of my blog posts, but I do like to make collars and chokers and bracelets (as well as other kinds of jewelry) out of leather, metal, and plastic! Each piece I create is very special, even like one of my own children. Unfortunately, I can’t say when I’ll totally be up and running, but I would say in the next few months for sure. I’m planning for my collars and chokers to be quite affordable as well! I’m very excited to start a business with my jewelry, as it has been a long-term dream of mine for a long time!

Other than that, I guess that’s about all I have to say for now! Thank you so much again for reading, and I can’t wait to see where this blog goes! I’m going to be posting about a lot of different topics in the future, and you never can quite tell what will happen! Thanks again, and I hope you have a wonderful day.

Always with Love,

Your Queen and Author, 👑

Labatryth Lyndynhyra

© 2017 Labatryth Lyndynhyra

Okay So Like, New Blog Post

Now testing automatic blog posting to Facebook and Twitter, to keep all of you precious fans in the know, all the time, at the touch of a button. Don’t worry! I’ll never spam you guys! That’s just not in me! I just want to streamline my workflow of getting the word out to you guys!

Here’s a link to my DeviantART profile, where I first started. I deleted a lot of my original posts. And, here comes a nice and spiffy new image to boot.

Thanks for following as always guys. Expect new blog posts from me often! I’ll keep you updated!
Always With Love, ✝

Your Queen 👑 And Author,

Labatryth Lyndynhyra ❤
© 2017 Labatryth Lyndynhyra

Heavy Meta Maleficent CH2 Now STREAMING!

Welcome to my writing stream of the beginning stages of Heavy Meta Maleficent CH2! This is a story that I am hosting chapter by chapter, FREE until it becomes complete! That means that once all chapters are written it will be the price of a book only available on Kindle, so don’t miss out on this opportunity to see AND read it in progress, LIVE! If you miss my stream it will be available to watch as a YouTube video later.

While you’re at it, don’t forget to read Chapter One!

New Story Available! And OTHER Matters.

Okay. Seriously guys, it’s been way too long since my last blog post. You aren’t going to believe it, but, I STARTED WRITING AGAIN! It seems like forever I have been blocked as helpess as a culvert pipe in the rainy season, but at long last I can actually sit down in front of my word processor and write something!

And that reminds me. I wrote a new story! I only finished the first chapter of course, but there’s more to come! You can find that posted at DeviantART, as always! The download includes a ZIP file, which contains .Azw3 (Amazon Kindle Ebook format), .epub (Common Ebook format), .mobi (Common Ebook Format), and even .PDF files! As for what the story is about, well, it was inspired by a huge metal Dragon called Heavy Meta at a recent crafts festival I visited in Michigan. There were two ladies standing on top of its back wearing horns and other Gothic things, and every now and then they would push some sort of button and the Dragon would spurt fire from its mouth! As soon as I saw this I was inspired almost instantly to write a story about what it would be like to work alongside them. I just KNEW I should have been up there, in my true form, visiting and carrying on with them in front of passersby! It’s quite a bit different from anything else I have written so far, so I hope all of you will enjoy it! Also if you like the story like, super uber-much, you can look me up on YouTube and watch live streams of me working on the tail end of it! Right now I just show my screen as I am editing and typing, but in the near future I will start speaking and greeting and conversing with my viewers as the true Queen my friends, Subjects, and People expect me to be! You definitely don’t want to miss it. I’ll be dressed to the hilt as well and I can’t wait! I haven’t been very open with anyone about my appearance since I pretty much started, so this is a big step for me and my fans alike.

As for what I’ve mostly been up to? Well I got to go to Michigan to see my sister and her boyfriend. He’s pretty neat. We had to work on fixing a sewage and water leakage problem, which pretty much turned into a whole-week project. Then we had his family over for a few hours and we hung out and and ate some dinner. I got to make my now-famous bean and cheese dip (I really wish I could give it a better name), and all the guests loved it! We actually had to run back to the store to buy more ingredients right in the midde of the party! I suppose it’s also a good idea to mention that we all took showers AFTER workng on the sewage before the party began. 🙂

After Michigan I got to go to New Mexico and see the amazing landscapes there and even some filming locations of Longmire, a show on Netflix that me and my parents both love. Then we headed over to Colorado and I saw Estes Park, which by the way is absolutely gorgeous! I can’t believe how beautiful God’s Creation is! We truly do serve an incredible God. After that I got to go to Nebraska to see the 2017 eclipse, and let me tell you, experiencing night-time in the middle of the day (1:00 PM) was something else! I also got to hang out with our friends there and play some good music too. Now, as we speak we are heading to Iowa to see some more sights and sounds, as well as hear some great music! I suppose it’s fairly obvious by now just how busy I’ve been, and as you can imagine, finding time to write is quite a task! But nonetheless, I do make time, and I won’t let you guys down. I promise.

So anyway, thank you so much for reading this blog post! Don’t forget to check back often for more announcements and updates, and stay up to date with the latest on Twitter! I realy appreciate you taking the time to connect with me and what I have been doing, and I can’t wait to see what happens in the future! I guess that all for now. Talk to you soon!
Always With Love,

The Author,

Queen Labatryth Lyndynhyra

“A Queen With God On Her Side”

Writing Stream Is LIVE!!!

Hello my preciouses!!! 

Hey everyone! In just a few moments I will be going live with another writing stream! I know it probably would have been helpful if I had announced it days earlier, but I didn’t know I would have good internet where I am right now, so I kind of take what comes. I’m going t be working on a brand new story as well. Part of it is done, but it’s still spreading its wings. You definitely don’t want to miss it, so tune in now!




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